From The "Now I've Seen Everything" Files:

Yep, go ahead and smash my glasses with a hammer. I've seen it all now. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Obama Bar:


Available in 8 varieties, including Sensible Sunflower ("Let Democracy Shine!") and Prickly Pear Progress ("Cleans Lipstick Off a Pig!"), these are, to my knowledge anyway, the first soaps inspired by a President. All 8 are also available in a mini-size, and gift packs are available.

I shake my head in amazement...